Tattle wattle

Basic background, I have been detected to suffer from Neurocysticercosis ie some worms went and shit in my head. And gave me auditory hallucinations. Home since 2 weeks and if nothing else, boredom is sending me to the edge. This is a midnight chatter with my best buddy. We yap. A lot. Usually nonsense. Its fun.

[ED]
ah your brain caccooned em to death..
deadly embrace a all that
ey
?

[Me]
yes. now only if we cud you know shake them n pull off from the ears
my earwax cud also get cleaned

[ED]
ah.. hteir badroos are making life miserable for u

[Me]
very.
badroos?

[ED]
badroo
evil ghoast

[Me]
ohhh...haan. them evil souls :(:(

[ED]
pre-sisely
good pn
pun

[Me]
so should i be sure that its the meds thats is making me soppy?

[ED]
yeh
it has to be that
i mean hte evil worms are dead

[Me]
and haunting my hollow skully

[ED]
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Me]
doggy pics again?

[ED]
no ghoasts in skulls wiht pretensions of singling talents

[Me]
i was just making sure
these sympathies are for me alone
lot sympathies given?

[ED]
who?
has been given u symphaties

[Me]
no one
NO ONE

[ED]
but that is just plain wrong!

[Me]
i have been wronged. always.

[ED]
at least u dont suffer from bad hand-eye co-ordination
i accidently found myself on u tube
:(:(

[Me]
your vid up there?
i wear glasses for some reason. i m 3/4th blind.

[ED]
yeah
just shared it on fb

[Me]
no title
its going on a sorry page on hat
that*

[ED]
uff.. what is wrong
i cant seem to share anything
i am soo wronged
even by FB

[Me]
gimme the link here
gimme the link here. chat doesnt confuse u, yet :P:P

[ED]
i wil try again
fresh video

[Me]
what are u doing in those vids?

[ED]
03:11
there.. i did it again
showing the world how bad my hnd eye co-ordination is

[Me]
ohh you playing with them guns!

[ED]
not playiing woman!
shooting
tats the elite police commando training acadamy
an the chap holding me liternally in his arms while i shoot is a commando instructor
notice. that h refuses to let me go while i shoot
an that i m the last person to cease fire
:(:(

[Me]
he had man crush on you?

[ED]
naaah.. he is scared of me wiht a gun in my hand
no one htere requires a keeper. accept for me

[Me]
that sounds so wrong :P:P

[ED]
:(:(
bawwwl

[Me]
aww come on now. u r a sweetheart. he just din want you hurt

[ED]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV0FW4sOKcU&NR=1

[Me]
what is this?
huhn

[ED]
it is nice
one thing wrong with it though

[Me]
you with guns?

[ED]
nopes
I am not there at at all

[Me]
its horizontal n not vertical

[ED]
:(:(

[Me]
ah. then i dont see it.

[ED]
but the song is good

[Me]
song.

[ED]
though how can pak guns have a song without me is beyond my comprehension

[Me]
what song.

[ED]
the one i just showed u

[Me]
why a song
n on that its an Indian song!
Pakgun playing Indian song
how unpatriotic!

[ED]
worse.. I am not there..
can u imagine the monstrosity of the injustice

[Me]
you saved ur face
with those heavy uncles
you wudnt be seen

[ED]
what i ask u. what is the point of been member extraordinair. an having 3376 posys
posts
the guy in the looong black leater overcoat
is the man who created pak guns

[Me]
i am not going thru the horror
the vid will be closed

[ED]
an that huuuuuuuge hairy mullah took me out shooting when e found out i was in lahore and depressed
a nice mullah.. gotta b an oxymoron
(though he does send me perverted jokes at sporodic intervels)

[Me]
see. mullahs have a thing for you

[ED]
yeah in hte range wali video.. he is also standing next to me when i shoot

[Me]
he is in love with you!

[ED]
he has his kids with him
an his BMO wife as well

[Me]
BMO?

[ED]
black moving object

[Me]
ohhhh
n he is in white always?

[ED]
always an alwasy an always
quite a black an white couple u know

[Me]
do u love him back?

[ED]
SHUDDER

[Me]
:P:P :P:P
he is a good mullah as u said

[ED]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXLgSzeXEY&NR=1
I m wpndering somewhere in the back ground

[Me]
that last song is buzzing in my head
dont give my worms more records to play

[ED]
break the records
break em
beter still break the player as well

[Me]
that wud be my skull :/:/
u want to break me head?

ED is offline.

iRant

i come here only to rant. when i dont have anyone to bugger. its that time. or maybe i am PMSing. Could be the reason. Why the f*ck i need to rely on people, to listen to me or be my support system. Its so lame. I know it but i do the same. Humans don't learn and all that jazz.
Been home since a week. I am missing work. Missing it a lot. I am not used to being home for so long. Being on a vacation is different but staying home due to an illness, it sucks balls. Turns out i have Neurocysticercosis. No big deal but i have to stay at home for another week. I want to bang my head against some wall. Meds for 2 years! Kill me already someone!
I hope i wont be cursing myself for being so lousy once i return back to work.
Baah.

The puke-bag

I feel like one right now.
You have a problem, come puke it here. I am here to listen to you. Coz I care for you. And you can take that for granted. Just like I take you for granted and start caring about you.
I have many guy friends who tell me stuff they won't share with any other gal or guy too. Coz you don't talk emotions with guys. And other gals are not allowed to see that either.
Did it occur to you that at times even I need a break from being the crying shoulder. No boss, that is not happening. I am a whiner if I do that. I share my issues and I am a cry baby. A bore.
So be it. I know I will be back to normal, listening self. No harms done.

Some day I will let you know I don't like it when you try that mean sarcastic thing on me. I will ask you to FUCK OFF!!