Saturday, March 19, 2011

Midnight blabbering

[You]: T!!!!
[ED]: S
[You]: whre are the exclamtions?
[ED]: This is me
[You]: ohhhh
where are the exclamations?
and this is me. thanks for the update.
holaaaaaa
[ED]: i m me
[You]: and i m me
you be you
i be i
correct?
[ED]: of course
unless i am u an u r me
[You]: well for the soul exchange, we need to do some kind of magic no.
and u fancy my worms. DO YOU!
[ED]: hmm may be i ssould download 'charmed' 1st few seasons
[You]: what is that
i think i was trying to learn to torrent that
and i failed
how so unsurprising eet ees
[ED]: i love torrent.. its te closest i hav ever been to aladin's lamp
[You]: what all it gives you
[ED]: ever freakin thing
[You]: i need lectures to attend to learn it
[ED]: i downloaded the original battle star galctica sirca 1979. entire seson I also downloaded their entire seson of automan

1983 an now i am downloading the entire contacts of sephic erotica about 86 gigbytes contants
[You]: and you say you net doesnt work :/:/
[ED]: it takes a few weeks minimum an sometimes a few months
[You]: :/:/
your lappy would be so tired of you
you have been abusing it
khush ho jao it doesnt go to some court
[ED]: well... the "A" key is long since gone, i press the rubber directky
[You]:hahahahhaha..eaten it for breakfast while torrenting something?
[ED]: naa i sleep at breakfst time
[You]: dinner has to be then
jo what have you been up to?
[ED]: just got bac from the wedding. bohra weddings r nice. we went at 9:15
[You]: i know abt the food
[ED]: n finished 9:45
[You]: dinner? food? when
[ED]: fooooooooooooooodddddd
[You]: 30 mins food time? you go only for the food...tsk tsk
[ED]: an it was a family wedding at that
[You]: gaah. so unsocial. be more courteous. and court some ladeej
WHY ARE YOU ON PAKGUNS AGAIN
[ED]: i am overloaded as it is. no actualy am watchin Ghutan. hav u seen it?
[You]: no. overloaded with what..no was for ghutan
[ED]: its all bout this woman who is buried alive by her hubby an his freind.. an well she is unterdstandably pisssed
n is not letting somethng lke death stand in hte wy of her revenge
[You]: so she dug herself out?
[ED]: she bacame a bdroo...an now the freindly obligtory sectrary comes into the pic
[You]: whose secy is she
[ED]: the killer's..an of course the female servent who witnesed the murder\..its as cliched as it gets
[You]: and you should prolly like it
[ED]: i hav alredy seen it..years back..loved the drop scence in which she gets out of her grave n dreggs him there as well
"c how much i love u. I wil share etenity with U"
[You]: awww...waah. tears in eyes
[ED]: he is diggeng her grave now
weeeeeeeeee this is fun
u hav to see it
[You]: no. i haz a headache. thoda. the worms no likey me work i think...lamers
[ED]: welll. they want t i slack off..u to slack off
[You]: i am doing that..i shoudnt be doing that..a new project i need to handle..n it shud be like perfect only
[ED]: they wil ggo forth n multiply. thats what the bible says
[You]: WHY O.oO.o
[ED]: i dunno i did'nt write it u c
[You]: but you are the all knowin TAhir right
[ED]: yah...
(lots of screaming going on)
[You]: :/:/
you go enjoy your movie
i go make them worms sleep
work 2moro
sniff
no sympathies
cries
[ED]: muah muah
(more screams n sniffled i love us in the back ground)
[You]: jejus
[ED]: an of corse hte obligtory flying beds with pretty girl in em
[You]: flying beds O.oO.o
[ED]: of course. an ancient grave yards thrown in for good measure. clichessssssssssssssss galore
[You]: cliche...hahaha..same pinch
i was thinkin ze zame
[ED]: amazing movie. u too. amazng tht is :D:D
[You]: lmao. dont put me in the same cliche art gallery :P:P
[ED]: amazing movie. mazing u :P:P
of course there has to be an obligatory priest s well. an a tantrik to aid him for good measure
[You]: is that a bollywood movie. D/E/F grade?
[ED]: bollywood yes
grde i dunno
it depnds on how much u likes
[You]: you would grade it A on cliche content and F for acting?
[ED]: she speaks with a masculine voice
an is very veyr
possessive
does'nt like other women touching her hubby
:P:P
an oc fourse the obligatory uncle who is always crying that his niece was murdererd
:P:P
u HAVE to c it
torrent it naa
[You]: i dont know how to O.oO.o
[ED]: download utorrent
its teeny its tiny. but its not lil loony
[You]: ya..dan told me. i haz it downloaded
but the tragedy is my lame net
lamest of the lame
[ED]: well then go to btjunkie.com
type what ever u want. click download . let your browser do its job an click yes
bingo. u r good to go
:)\
:):)
[You]: teach me again when we meet agian. weekend ensure u are around
i needs to go zleep. yawn
[ED]: gnite. sleep tite... dont let the be bugs bite
[You]: headaches now scare me and add more to it
which bug got the gut to bit me!
[ED]: u take care of courself
honey
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
lolssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
not gut .. brains
if i were into prayers
i would pray for u
:):)
[You]: :):)
thinking is enough already
you also take care
dont see so much A-F movies
you havnt yet taught me a H of History *sniff
[ED]: skype
these days i m doin shivajee
[You]: yea..skype you take lecture. my new headphone are wow :P:P
chatrapati shivaji maharaj
[ED]: yeah
hte same
spent almost one whol night with him
inersting chap
[You]: lol
yea
[ED]: quite a feminist appentely
i likes
[You]: that they dint teach us in school
yea you would.
[ED]: ws responsible for the bigneng of the end of hte mughal empire
[You]: yup.
[ED]: as a paki of course i m not supposed to know at all
[You]: that perspective of mughal from maratha view is quite a thing
hhe
you write a thesis :D:D
well i am not going to let u go without u telling me some history
i'll better be gone now
take care
hugs
[ED]: byeeeeeeeeeee

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Tattle wattle

Basic background, I have been detected to suffer from Neurocysticercosis ie some worms went and shit in my head. And gave me auditory hallucinations. Home since 2 weeks and if nothing else, boredom is sending me to the edge. This is a midnight chatter with my best buddy. We yap. A lot. Usually nonsense. Its fun.

[ED]
ah your brain caccooned em to death..
deadly embrace a all that
ey
?

[Me]
yes. now only if we cud you know shake them n pull off from the ears
my earwax cud also get cleaned

[ED]
ah.. hteir badroos are making life miserable for u

[Me]
very.
badroos?

[ED]
badroo
evil ghoast

[Me]
ohhh...haan. them evil souls :(:(

[ED]
pre-sisely
good pn
pun

[Me]
so should i be sure that its the meds thats is making me soppy?

[ED]
yeh
it has to be that
i mean hte evil worms are dead

[Me]
and haunting my hollow skully

[ED]
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Me]
doggy pics again?

[ED]
no ghoasts in skulls wiht pretensions of singling talents

[Me]
i was just making sure
these sympathies are for me alone
lot sympathies given?

[ED]
who?
has been given u symphaties

[Me]
no one
NO ONE

[ED]
but that is just plain wrong!

[Me]
i have been wronged. always.

[ED]
at least u dont suffer from bad hand-eye co-ordination
i accidently found myself on u tube
:(:(

[Me]
your vid up there?
i wear glasses for some reason. i m 3/4th blind.

[ED]
yeah
just shared it on fb

[Me]
no title
its going on a sorry page on hat
that*

[ED]
uff.. what is wrong
i cant seem to share anything
i am soo wronged
even by FB

[Me]
gimme the link here
gimme the link here. chat doesnt confuse u, yet :P:P

[ED]
i wil try again
fresh video

[Me]
what are u doing in those vids?

[ED]
03:11
there.. i did it again
showing the world how bad my hnd eye co-ordination is

[Me]
ohh you playing with them guns!

[ED]
not playiing woman!
shooting
tats the elite police commando training acadamy
an the chap holding me liternally in his arms while i shoot is a commando instructor
notice. that h refuses to let me go while i shoot
an that i m the last person to cease fire
:(:(

[Me]
he had man crush on you?

[ED]
naaah.. he is scared of me wiht a gun in my hand
no one htere requires a keeper. accept for me

[Me]
that sounds so wrong :P:P

[ED]
:(:(
bawwwl

[Me]
aww come on now. u r a sweetheart. he just din want you hurt

[ED]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV0FW4sOKcU&NR=1

[Me]
what is this?
huhn

[ED]
it is nice
one thing wrong with it though

[Me]
you with guns?

[ED]
nopes
I am not there at at all

[Me]
its horizontal n not vertical

[ED]
:(:(

[Me]
ah. then i dont see it.

[ED]
but the song is good

[Me]
song.

[ED]
though how can pak guns have a song without me is beyond my comprehension

[Me]
what song.

[ED]
the one i just showed u

[Me]
why a song
n on that its an Indian song!
Pakgun playing Indian song
how unpatriotic!

[ED]
worse.. I am not there..
can u imagine the monstrosity of the injustice

[Me]
you saved ur face
with those heavy uncles
you wudnt be seen

[ED]
what i ask u. what is the point of been member extraordinair. an having 3376 posys
posts
the guy in the looong black leater overcoat
is the man who created pak guns

[Me]
i am not going thru the horror
the vid will be closed

[ED]
an that huuuuuuuge hairy mullah took me out shooting when e found out i was in lahore and depressed
a nice mullah.. gotta b an oxymoron
(though he does send me perverted jokes at sporodic intervels)

[Me]
see. mullahs have a thing for you

[ED]
yeah in hte range wali video.. he is also standing next to me when i shoot

[Me]
he is in love with you!

[ED]
he has his kids with him
an his BMO wife as well

[Me]
BMO?

[ED]
black moving object

[Me]
ohhhh
n he is in white always?

[ED]
always an alwasy an always
quite a black an white couple u know

[Me]
do u love him back?

[ED]
SHUDDER

[Me]
:P:P :P:P
he is a good mullah as u said

[ED]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xXLgSzeXEY&NR=1
I m wpndering somewhere in the back ground

[Me]
that last song is buzzing in my head
dont give my worms more records to play

[ED]
break the records
break em
beter still break the player as well

[Me]
that wud be my skull :/:/
u want to break me head?

ED is offline.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

iRant

i come here only to rant. when i dont have anyone to bugger. its that time. or maybe i am PMSing. Could be the reason. Why the f*ck i need to rely on people, to listen to me or be my support system. Its so lame. I know it but i do the same. Humans don't learn and all that jazz.
Been home since a week. I am missing work. Missing it a lot. I am not used to being home for so long. Being on a vacation is different but staying home due to an illness, it sucks balls. Turns out i have Neurocysticercosis. No big deal but i have to stay at home for another week. I want to bang my head against some wall. Meds for 2 years! Kill me already someone!
I hope i wont be cursing myself for being so lousy once i return back to work.
Baah.